How I learned to mind my own business:

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13....13.....13."

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting, "14....14...14."

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