What the fuck was that?
The Mayor of Hiroshima
Look at all these fucking Indians
General Custer
Full speed ahead and fuck the icebergs!
-- Captain of the Titanic
That's not a fucking real gun
John Lennon
The fucking throttle's stuck
Donald Campbell
Who's going to fucking know?
President Nixon
Heads are going to fucking roll
Henry VIII
Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out
King Harold
Scattered showers my fucking ass
Noah
Where the fuck have you been?
Stanley to Livingston
Can you smell fucking gas?
Captain of the Hindenburg
Fuck you Brutus!
Julius Caeser
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