Many years ago, on Christmas Eve, everything went wrong at the North Pole. Mrs Claus was on the rag, the reindeer had the runs, the elves were on strike and Rudolph hit the bottle pretty hard.
Santa was pretty pissed-off and about to explode when the little angel walked in with a freshly cut spruce tree.
-- where do you want me to put the tree, Santa? the little Angel asked.
Santa exploded: **you know where you can stick that goddamned fucking tree!**
And this is why there is a little angel at the top of the Christmas tree...
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