Three firemen are in a smoke filled room butt fucking. The chief runs by, stops and asks "what are you guys doing?" One of the firemen looks up and points to the guy underneath them all. "We're trying to save this man." The chief asks, "did you try CPR?" The fireman says, "yes sir, how do you think this shit got started?"
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