Yo mamma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mamma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mamma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mamma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mamma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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