Boudreaux and Tibideaux

were sitting on the bank of the Bayou counting the alligators as they swam by.

Boudreaux leans over to Tibideaux and says "Dey have so much technology these days, a person can do just about anythin. Dey can phone call each other across the world, order pizza from their computers, even some people get to go to the moon!"

Tibideaux looks back at Boudreaux and says "that ain't nothin! The best piece of technology was invented when we was kids- this here thermos."

"How do you figure?" Boudreaux asked.

"Well, when I put somethin hot in it, it keeps it hot. When I put somethin cold in it, it keeps it cold. *How do it know??*"

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