After returning from a trip to the doctor, a patient gets a call from his physician.
The doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news."
The patient, of course, asks, "Well, what's the good news?"
The doctor says, "They're going to name a disease after you."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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