...were going through the Amazon forest, one American, one French and the last Portuguese. Suddenly, they were captured by a cannibal tribe.
Tied to woods in the middle of the village, they hear scared for the proposition made by the chief cannibal.
"Each of you can make any wish. If I can't make it happen, I free you. If I can make it happen, we'll peel your skin to make a canoe."
There went the American. "I want the Statue of Liberty!!!"
With his magical staff, the chief materializes the monument in the middle of the forest. Then, he commands the american to have his skin peeled to make a canoe.
It was time for the French's wish. He says "I want Eiffel Tower and Moulin Rouge girls dancing around!!"
Once again, with his magical staff, the chief makes the wish a reality and again command his minions to peel the french's skin to make a canoe.
At last, the Portuguese makes his wish. Surprisingly, he only asks for a fork. So simple task, the chief brings him a fork and hand him the object.
That's when the Portuguese starts to pierce his own skin while screams "Suck it motherfuckers!! Gonna make a canoe out of me? Fuck yourselves hahahah"
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