Vacancy announcements these days

Required qualifications:

- Work experience of 50 years or more;
- Incumbent must defeat a dragon;
- Willingness to work on weekends and holidays;
- Helicopter piloting licence;
- Ability to programme in any language imaginable;
- Knowledge of Swahili at least at uppеr intеrmеdiаtе level;
- Daily acquisition of 100,500 new clients;
- Understanding of thermonuclear fusion;
- Experience organising concerts of Cannibal Corpse in Saudi Arabia;
- Confidence in using telekinesis;
- High concentration of midi-chlorians in the blood;
- Gold or silver medal from the Olympics;
- Nobel prize in physics would be an asset.

What we offer:

- A chair, hot water.
- Comfortable office in an abandoned mental asylum across from the cemetery.

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