The captain of a pirate ship is sailing along the open seas with his motley crew. One of the other pirates on board can't help but notice something unusual about the captain's appearance. He approaches the captain and says to him, "Excuse me, Captain, but it appears that have a rather large steering wheel down the front of your trousers!"
The captain then replies to his crew mate, "Yaaarrrgh, I know- and it's drivin' me nuts!!"
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