A blonde and two brunettes had gone out drinking Friday night and really tied one on. They all got back together for lunch on Sunday, and the two brunettes were shocked at how awful and sad the blonde looked. "I can't ever go drinking again", the blonde moaned. "That was the worst, most humiliating night of my life!" Shocked, one brunette asks. "What happened." The blonde mournfully replies, "I was so drunk I went home and blew chunks." The two brunettes laugh. "Hell", one of them says, "I woke up Saturday afternoon half naked in the hall of my apartment building with my landlady poking me with a broom. That's a lot worse than just blowing chunks!" The other brunette chimes in, "and I woke up in some strange guys apartment naked and couldn't find my clothes anywhere. I had to swipe one of his dirty sweatshirts and a pair of his pants while he was sleeping and catch a cab home. That's sure more humiliating than just blowing chunks!" But the blonde is still sobbing and puts her face in her hands. "No, you guys don't understand. Chunks is my dog..."
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