There were two blondes the just came out of the mall. As they walked through the parking lot, they remembered that they had left the keys in the car.
Realizing that they were locked out, the blondes got a hanger and tried to open the door. Hard at work, the first blonde stopped to catch her breath.
The other blonde got worried as she looked up a the sky and said, "We've got to hurry up and get in before it starts to rain. I don't want to get the seats wet because the top is down!"
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