3 girls went out and partied and got drunk. The next morning they were taking about who did the craziest thing last night. The 1st girl said I was so drunk I ran into a stop sign. The second girl says that�s nothing I rode up to the mc Donalds drive-in on a bike. The third girl goes that�s nothing last night I blowed chunks. The other girls say that�s nothing. And then the third girl says no chunks is my dog.
-Asher (big_red_fire_engine3@hotmail.com)
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