Custer's Last Thought

There was a man who was a fanatic and collector of Old Western artifacts, documents, etc. Cowboys and Indians, this guy wanted it all.

After a while of staring at his already large collection, he thinks for a moment and suddenly gets and idea on how to increase it furthermore. So he calls up a painter and asks "I want you to paint me a picture describing Custer's Last Thought."

The painter thinks for a moment, and replies with "Alright. I'll tell you when it's done."

After a few days, the collector receives a phone call from the painter asking him to come to his gallery.

The collector drives over to the painter's gallery, and the painting is on display. The collector marvels at it for a bit, but is confused on the concept of it.

The painting had a small pool of water in the center of it, with a fish jumping out of it while wearing a halo. And around the pool, there were literally thousands of Native Americans engaged in sexual intercourse.

The collector marvels at it for a bit more and then asks what the concept of the painting was.

The painter replies "Well the concept is quite simple. 'Holy mackerel that's a lot of fuckin' Indians.'"