A traveling salesman was driving down a country road, when a
rabbit
ran in front of his car and he hit it. The proverbial farmer was
sitting on the fence watching. The salesman got out of his car
and
opened the trunk. He then removed an aerosol can and sprayed the
contents on the dead rabbit.
The next thing you know, the rabbit got up and hopped about 20
feet
down the road, turned and waved to the salesman, went another 20
feet,
and waved to the salesman again.
The salesman looked at the farmer and said "He'll be okay now."
The
salesman got into his car and left.
The farmer, wondering what was going on, walked over to the ditch
where the salesman threw the can, and picked it up and read the
label.
It said, "FOR HARE RESTORATION AND PERMANENT WAVE."
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