Two fat Indian squaws are walking across a train bridge.
One says,"I got to pee" so she sqats down and pees.
She puts her hand over her mouth and stars to laugh, "heee".
The other one says,"hey, what so funny?"
"I just peed in a canoe full of moose meat."
The other sqaw says,"that's not moose meat, that's your reflection!"
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