A large one, a medium one and a small one.
"I'm feeling hungry." Says the big one and flies out of the cave. He returns with a bloody face and asks "Do you guys remember the town by the hill?"
"We remember."
"Well forget about it. No one survived."
Few minutes later the medium bat says "I'm feeling hungry" and flies out of the cave. Comes back a few hours later covered in blood and asks the other bats "Do you guys remember that village by the forest?"
"We remember."
"Well forget about it. There were no survivors"
Finally the little bat says "I'm feeling hungry" and flies out of the cave. He comes back minutes later, his face covered in blood and asks the other bats "Do you guys remember that tree in front of our cave?"
"We remember."
"Well I forgot about it."
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