A lion walks proudly in the jungle and thinks to himself: "I really am the the king of the jungle." So he walks to the sheep and asks him: "Hey! who is the king of the jungle, you peasant?" The sheep answers: "Of course you are your majesty." The lion then finds a fox and asks him: "Hey who is the king of the jungle, you peasant?" The fox says "Of course you are your majesty." The lion then goes to an elephant and asks "Hey who is the king of the forest, you peasant?" The elephant looks at the lion and smashes him for a couple of hours.
The lion runs away in terror and shouts "Hey! If you do not know just say 'I don't know.' Don't be a dick about it! Jesus."
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