A guy dies, and winds up in hell...
Satan says, "You must choose a room in hell to spend the rest of eternity in."
"Can I see the rooms first?" he asks..
"Certainly." and Satan shows him the first room, whee he sees a bunch of people, on a wooden floor, standing on their heads.
He thinks "No way. I can't do that for eternity"
He's shown the second room, where there are a bunch of people on a metal floor, standing on their heads.
He thinks "I definitely can't do that for eternity"
He's shown the third and final room where, where he sees a bunch of people standing in 2 feet of horse manure, and drinking coffee.
He says to himself "...well I guess I could get used to the smell. I choose room 3."
After 10 minutes in the room, Satan comes in and says "Alright, coffee break's over. Back on your heads!"
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