So this guy was feeling horny one day. He decided to go to a brothel. When he got there he went up to the front desk and asked "I want the girl that gives the best blowjobs."
She smiles and says "Ok go to room 9 shut the door and turn off the lights. Oh by the way she sings while she gives the blowjob."
He shrugs it off and heads to room nine. Gets in and shuts the door and turns off the light. A women comes in starts giving him the best blowjob of his life and singing at the exact same time she's doing it. So he finishes, leaves the room and pays the front desk.
A few weeks later he decided he wants that blowjob again. So he heads to the brothel and gets to the front desk and says "I want that same girl that sings while she gives a blowjob."
She nods and says "Ok head to room nine, shut the door and turn off the lights."
So he heads to the room, walks in and shuts the door and turns off the light. The women comes in and starts blowing him and singing at the same time. He finishes and pays the front desk.
A month went by and he couldn't stop thinking about how she sings and sucks dick at the same time. He decided to go back again but with a flashlight this time to see how she does it. He gets up to the front desk and asks for the same girl. She says "Go to room nine and shut the door and turn off the lights."
He heads to room nine. Walks in and he shuts the door and turns off the lights. The women comes in and starts giving him the best blowjob again and singing at the same time. He quickly turns on the flashlight and sees a women with a missing eye.
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