A man Calls up a Weed Dealer and asks him to meet him in the alley at 1:00 AM. A Few hours later, the man is waiting at the alley in the middle of the night, he waits there until the dealer finally arrives at 1:20 AM. He is pissed off because the dealer was late.
The Man then say's "C'mon dude, I've been waiting here *four twenty* minutes."
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