A man is being interviewed for a job

and the interviewer asks him "What would you say is your greatest weakness?"
The interviewee replies "I'm pathologically honest."
The interviewer looks confused. "You're honest? I wouldn't describe that as a weakness. I think that's a great quality to posess."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."

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