And on the 13th tee he slices one way out into a field of buttercups. After finding his ball, he addresses it, starts to take his back swing, and stops, looks around, and decides that this field of buttercups is so beautiful, he doesn't want to destroy its pristine beauty. So he decides to take a penalty stroke and move the ball to a more playable lie.
While taking his backstroke on his new lie, he notices a beautiful woman in a flowing white gown, and he asks her who she is.
"I'm mother nature, and I want to thank you for not destroying my beautiful field of buttercups. As a reward, I am going to supply you with all the butter you can use for the rest of your life."
The response comes, "well where the hell were you on the 8th when I hit into the pussywillows?"
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