god is a stoner because he made weed, she said 'i can see where you going with but i dont think so'
so, i went home and asked god 'are you a stoner?' and i herd a voice saying 'what do you think'. i went down stairs to have some snacks and my sister came up to me and said 'you need to stop smoking weed'
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