Things not to say to a policeman . . .
- Care for a doughnut?
- Met your quota? Happy now?
- Before you arrest me, maybe Mr. George Washington could change your mind.
- You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
- I want your badge number and your superior officer's name, NOW.
- Just had to try out that new siren, didn't you?
- Want to race to the station, Sparky?
- I bet your wife really likes these handcuffs?
- Hey, you must' a been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
- I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far behind I am.
- Let's not forget who pays your salary hare!
- Are you Andy ar Barney?
- Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just happy to see me?
- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
- You fascists always pick on us criminals.
- Oh God. It's about the body, isn't it?
- Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.
- You're gonna have to speak up. This is my favorite song.
- Thanks, officer! The cop yesterday only gave me a warning, too!
- What seems to be the officer problem?
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