1.i think barry manilow is one cool motherf*****.
2. no, i don't want another beer. i have to work tomorrow.
3. i think hairy butts are really sexy.
4. her tits are just too big.
5. sometimes i just want to be held.
6. that chick on "murder, she wrote" gives me a woody.
7. sure, i'd love to wear a condom.
8. we haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping, and i
can hold your purse.
9. f*** monday night football, let's watch melrose place.
10. i think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for
directions.
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