There were these 3 guys and they were out walking in the woods, and had no idea where they were. All of a sudden it started pouring with rain. They were stumped if they knew what to do, so they found a hotel and asked if they could have 3 rooms. The concierge said that they've got 1 room with 1 bed left, so they said OK.
The next morning they woke up and the guy on the left said "I dreamed someone was pulling my dick last night." and the guy on the right said "Me too" and the guy in the middle said "I dunno, i dreamed i wasa skiing!"
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