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Trump's considering Newt Gingrich for V.P. Good thinking. Nobody would ever assassinate Trump if it'd make Newt the President!
Dietitians claim brighter colored food is better for you. That's it, I'm switching to Fruity Pebbles and Kool-aid for a healthier breakfast!
Today's Inspirational Thought; Death is just God finally collecting on a prepaid gift card called 'a lifetime'.
Vegas is getting an NHL hockey team. For a change people will get beat up that weren't caught counting cards at the blackjack table!
Bernie Sanders has endorsed Hilary. It's supposed to be as effective as a Chris Christie diet plan!
I believe Richard Simmons is 68 today. When you exercise with him today you're actually sweating to an oldie!
On this day in 1984 Geraldine Ferraro became the first woman V.P. candidate. 32 yrs later & look how far we've...never mind!
A new study claims weed can make you thinner. That's hard to believe, especially if you're taking it in brownie form!
I know it's good for you but don't normally jog.,,unless of course I have diarrhea, or an outstanding warrant.
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