There's this faith healer, preaching to a crowd. He asks for volunteers to be healed!

'I-I-I'll cccome up' said a member of the congregation. 'Yes child, you, come up!'

He goes on stage. 'What's your name son?'

'T-T-T-Tim'

'And is it your stutter I can cure for you Tim?'

'Y-y-yes' replied Tim.

'PRAISE THE LORD I WILL HEAL YOU OF YOUR STUTTER' proclaimed the preacher.

'I need one more to perform this miracle on'.

'ME!' shouts a man.

'And what's your name son, and what can I do for you?'

'My name is Barry. Well, 10 years ago I was in a car accident, and both my legs were crippled, and I can only get around on these crutches, I'd love to be able to walk again'

'PRAISE THE LORD I WILL MAKE YOU WALK AGAIN'

'Now, Tim, Barry go behind that screen. That's it. Now pray with me'

The preacher, takes a deep breath, and walks around the stage, summoning the powers that be.

LORD WITH THE POWER INVESTED IN ME, CURE TIM OF HIS STUTTER! LORD, HAVE MERCY ON BARRY AND LET HIM WALK!

BARRY THROW YOUR CRUTCHES OVER THE SCREEN! TIM, SAY SOMETHING'

After a bit of a pause, Tim says 'B-B-B-Barry f-ff-fell over'.

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