A husbands and wife car brakes down at the grocery store...

The husband says to the wife, "go inside and get the groceries. Ill take care of the car."

So a half hour later the wife comes back with all the groceries and sees a group of woman surrounding their car. She gets a little closer and sees that someone is working under the car... and his balls are hanging out of his shorts.

All the woman are giggling and laughing so the wife gets down and goes to tuck her husbands balls back into his shorts

"There. Now quit staring and get away from my car." She says to all the woman.

And then from across the parking lot she sees her husband as he says "hey sweetheart, i called a mechanic and he's working on the car, he said he'll be done in 15 minutes."