There's a cliff to your right, a elephant to your left, a horse in front of you and a lion behind you, all running at the same speed. How do you get out of this predicament?
There's a cliff to your right, a elephant to your left, a horse in front of you and a lion behind you, all running at the same speed. How do you get out of this predicament?
Get your drunk ass off the merry go round
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