Piss Bet

A group of guys are in a bar and one of them walks up to the
bartender and bets him $500 that he can piss in a beer mug from
across the bar and not spill a drop. Considering the odds of it
the bar tender agrees to the bet and sets the mug across from
the man on the bar. The man unzipped his pants and pulled his
dick out and began to focus on the mug. He starts to pee and he
pisses all over the bar, the customers and the bartender. And
the bar tender is laughing cause he just mad $500. The bartender
says to the guy, "Where is my money?" And the guy walks back to
the table where his friends are and comes back smiling and lays
the money on the bar. The bartender is puzzled why the man was
smiling after losing $500 and asks the man, "Why are so happy
you lost the bet?" The man replies, "I might have lost the bet
with you, but I bet my budies over there $2000 that I could piss
on you, your bar, and your customers and you'd laugh about it."