It's the most beautiful horse he's ever seen, and he wants nothing more than this horse. He finds the owner of this horse, an immigrant, and asks to buy it. The owner says, "I tell you misser, dis horse no look so good." The cowboy persists, extolling the physical virtues of this horse. The immigrant says, "Okay misser, but I tell you he no look so good". The cowboy mounts the horse and says "Giddyup". The horse immediately slams into a tree and breaks its neck. The infuriated cowboy goes back to the immigrant and asks him why he didn't tell him the horse was that suicidal. The immigrant says "He not suicidal, he just no look so good!"
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