Alphabet Game

"Alright class, today we're going to play the alphabet game. I'll say a letter of the alphabet and you tell me a word that begins with it. Let's start with A"

Little Jonny's hand shoots up. The teacher thinks to herself: I'm not going to pick Jonny, he'll just say 'asshole'. "Suzie?"

"Alligator"
"Very good Suzie. Ok class, how about B?"

Little Jonny's hand goes up again. The teacher thinks to herself: I'm not going to pick Jonny, he'll just say 'bitch'.
"Patrick?"

"Banana"
"Very good Patrick. Ok class, C?"

Little Jonny's hand goes up with a lot of enthusiasm. The teacher thinks: no way, he'll just say that awful c-word.
"Jill?"

"Caterpillar"
"Amazing! Good word Jill"

This goes on. Each letter, Little Jonny's hand goes up and the teacher thinks of an offensive word that Jonny will say. Finally:

"Alright class, R"
Little Jonny's hand goes up. This time, the teacher struggles to find a bad word starting with R. She gives in.
"Jonny?"

"Rats"
"Wow, very good Jon.."
"Big fucking rats with 10 inch dicks!"