There was a midget with a speech impediment that was looking to buy a horse.

"Hi thewe," he says to the farmer. "I'm hewe to buy a horwth. I would like to inthectic it first. Can I see the eyths?"

So the farmer assumes he must be talking about the eyes, and he picks him up and he looks at the eyes.

"Wow! What great eyths the horth has! Can I see the eahths?"

The farmer assumes he's talking about the ears, and begrudgingly picks up the midget again.

"Wow! What clean eahths the horwth has! So clean! You muth take great care of your horwtheth! Now can I thee the teeth?"

The farmer is losing his patience and picks up the midget again and puts him in front of the horses mouth.

"Wow! What great teeth the horwth hath! Tho white, tho pretty. Now can I thee her twat?"

"Yeah you can see her twat," the farmer replies and he stuffs the midgets head in the horses vagina.

"You mithunderthand!" Yells the midget from inside the horse. "I meant I wanted to thee her run around!"