The man who walked in showed everyone his alligator and said "i will put my dick in his mouth for 1 minute for 100 dollars. someone said yes and he said 3 2 1 then smashed it in the head with a beer bottle and put his dick in the mouth for 1 minute. He said "anyone else want a turn?" A woman raised her hand and said "yes but just do not smash me in the head with a beer bottle."
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