And he was very horny. So he took a walk around the island and came across a pig and decided well No one is looking. So he unzipped his pants and walked up behind the pig when all of a sudden a dog jumped out of nowhere and started chasing him around the island. The next day the man looked around for the dog and didn't see him so he unzipped his pants and walked up behind the pig when out of nowhere the dog jumped out and started chasing him again. Feeling upset he searched for the dog again on the third day and not seeing him unzipped and walked up behind the pig. When again the dog jumped out and started chasing him around the island. This time while running he saw a beautiful naked women drowning in the ocean and swam out to save her. The women was so thankful and offered to repay him anyway he wanted. So the man looked at her and asked "anything?" To which she replied yeah. So he then asked "can you hold that damn dog for me?"
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