Well there once was a farmer who had a beautiful daughter and he was looking for someone to wed her........he goes out and finds 5 guys to which he will put to the test 2 see if they're good enough for his daughter.
As hard as it is to find a mate for his daughter he makes this test for them in which they have to pass in order to win his daughter. So he lines them up and says, "Well one of u guys here are gonna marry my daughter but first i wanna see how quick ya 'all are. Here's the test, i wantcha all 2 jump over da ditch, right thur, and run to my cow, and i wantcha 2 fuck it and come back here again, in less than 5 minutes. then i will more than gladly give you my daughter."
Ok, so da 1st guy says, "your daughter ain' worth all dat i'm outta here" Pissed off now the farmer pumps him full of lead....he shoots him.
"Now lets go one by one" he grabs the 2nd guy and sends him off, "times-a-ticking boy,"says da farmer. But with 5 minutes passed he bearly managed to get across da ditch so da farmer shoots him.
3rd guy is next, but he manages to jump da ditch and fuck da cow, only thing is, his 5 minutes were up while he was fuckin' da cow so he shoots him.
4th guy goes and he jumps da ditch, fucks da cow and starts runnin' back only thing is his time was up before he got back. So as expected he shoots him.
Now it's da 5th guys turn, now watchin' all da guys he thinks he gots it. So he runs across jumpin' over da ditch perfectly manages to fuck da cow for a while......took 'em a while to get 'er off and scurries on back and he........barely makes it back on time.
"Well congrats son, you jus won my daughter." says da farmer while presenting him his daughter. And out comes da most beautiful woman a man can imagine.......(think of a pornstar)............anyways da farmer continues, "here you go son, she's all yours."
the man was fresh outta breath. Then the farmer asks"Well son do ya have anything 2 say??"
the man tries 2 catch his breathe and says, "FUCK your DAUGHTER how much do you want 4 the COW.........."
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