In honor of yesterday:
An Irishman, an Englishman, and Scotsman all walk into pub. They all order a pint of Guinness. As they sit there, a fly lands in each of their pints. The Englishman pushes his pint forward and says, "I cannot drink this now." The Scotsman pulls the fly out throws it to floor and continues to drink. The Irishman pulls the fly out by the wings and yells, "Spit it out ya bastard, spit it out!"
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