There is white wine and red wine. Have you heard of the new black wine coming out of California?

When you open it you hear whhhy do iiii have to get a job. (Whiney voice) also I stole this joke!!!! If he shows up and claims it that's fine but I won't credit it to him cause you know racist.

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