There are 3 constructions workers, a German guy, a black guy, and a Polish guy, atop an unfinished skyscraper 30 stories up. Lunch time rolls around so they break to get something to eat.
The German guy opens his lunch pail and exclaims, "Schnitzel! If I get schnitzel one more time I'm going to jump off this building!"
The black guy opens up his lunch pail and exclaims, "Fried Chicken!, If I get fried chicken again I'm going to jump off this building!"
The Polish guy opens up his lunch pail and exclaims, "Kielbasa!, If I get kielbasa again I'm going to jump off this building!"
The next day, up atop the building the 3 break for lunch once again.
The German guy opens his lunch pail, sees schnitzel again, and jumps.
The black guy opens his lunch pail, sees friend chicken again, and jumps.
The Polish guy opens his lunch pail, sees kielbasa again, and jumps.
At the funeral for the 3 workers the widow of each worker is in attendance.
The German guys widow, crying her eyes out, says, "If I would have know he didn't want schnitzel any more I would have packed him something else!"
The black guys widow, crying her eyes out, says, "If I would have know he didn't want fried chicken any more I would have packed him something else!"
The two widows look over at the Polish widow and she says, "Don't look at me, he packed his own damn lunch!"
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