Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's specials
are chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The chicken sounds good; I'll have that,"
Hillary says.
The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, he'll have the fish," Hillary replies.
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