Young Monk: "Oh, dear Master, the days pass by and I still can't perfect the art of yoga. Why is that?"
Master: "Well, Do you see the water in a river, flowing effortlessly yet always stronger than the hardest of rocks?"
Monk: "Yes Master."
Master: "Do you see the clouds, giving wonderful shapes and forms with nothing but the external force of the wind?"
Monk: "Yes Master."
Master: "Do you hear the music of the night, offering a symphony of drops, wind, and the croaks of frogs, followed by the strings of the grasshoppers?"
Monk: "Yes Master."
Master: "Then stop wasting time on bullshit and start practicing, you lazy good-for-nothing!"
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