The father, a practical jokester, says "Let's name her Mayonnaise and call her 'May'". The mother, a big fan of Little Shop of Horrors, says "let's name her after Audrey Hepburn, but call her 'Audrey II'". Their teenaged daughter walks into the room and says "Let's name her Carly Jepsen and call her 'Maybe'".
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