the White Teddy Bear

There was a boy who liked to play with his white teddy bear very much in the closet which was in his parents' bedroom but her mother hated that because whenever her husband was out, she let her boyfriend in. Once, when she didn't check if her son was in, she started making love with her bf. After a while, her husband came home and she had her bf in the closet, and started chatting with her husband. Meanwhile, boy turned to the guy and told him:

-sir, I have a white teddy bear,

-so?

-you will buy my white teddy bear

-why would I? I'm a grown up

-no sir, you will buy it or I'll go out and tell my father

-ok, ok... how much is that?

-$50

-you kiddin'? I'm not giving this money for your fucking white teddy bear

-then I'll go out and tell my dad

-ok, ok... here's your $50


after a while...

-sir, give me my white teddy bear back

-no way, I just paid 50 bucks for it

-then I'll tell my dad!

-ok,ok... here's it!


and after a while...

-sir, I have a white teddy bear

-yes! I know, I know

-and you're going to buy it for $100

-no fucking way!

-then I'll just tell my fa...

-ok, ok... here's it...


and it went on like this until the morning. the day after, the boy bought himself a bike, and while driving it, his mother asked:

-how did you buy it?

-I found money on the street

-but you cannot use such a money, it's a sin. now go right back to the bike shop, give it back, take the money and donate it to the church. And also confess too, for your sin


boy did it unhappily, and went to the church to confess.. father beside him asked:


-what's your sin, my son?

-father, I have a white teddy bear

-fuck you you fuckin' robber! Is that you again?


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