Bears on drugs

A bear walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says "Sorry man, we don't serve bears in here."

The bear is furious. He leaps up onto the bar and roars, "If you don't give me a beer RIGHT NOW, I'm going to...." he turns and sees a drunken-looking woman nursing a drink at the end of the bar. "I'm going to eat that woman!" But the bartender still shakes his head.

So the bear marches down to the end of the bar and gobbles the woman down. "Now," he says, "are you going to give me a beer or do I have to make an example of someone else?"

"Sorry," says the bartender, "but we don't serve bears, and we DEFINITELY don't serve bears who are on drugs."

"WHAT???" screams the bear. "You're crazy, I'm not on drugs!"

"That's what you think," replies the bartender. "That was a bar bitch you ate."