One day a family of olives goes for a walk. As Momma Olive and
Dadda Olive walk across the street, they are unaware of how
behind Baby Olive is. Along comes a big ol' truck and runs over
Baby Olive.
"Oh My God!!!" Momma and Dadda Olive scream as they run over to
Baby Olive. "Are you alright??" they ask. Baby Olive simply
replies, "Olive."
LoL get it? I'll Live??
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