3 Scientists, an Elephant and a Monkey

Try to picture the monkey as curious george.

3 scientists were sitting around the lab getting drunk one day when one turned to the others and asked, "What would happen if we put a giant cork up an elephants butt for a month?" Well none of them knew for certain so they decided to try it out. They gathered an elephant and a giant cork together in a cage.
The first scientist said, "I'm not putting the cork up there."
The second scientist said, "I'm not putting the cork up there."
The third scientist said, "Let's train a monkey to do it."
So they got a monkey and trained him to the task. The monkey entered the cage and inserted the cork. A month went by, and on the last day of the month the scientist gathered with a reporter to document the event.
The first scientist said, "I'm not going to pull that cork out."
The second scientist said, "Well I'm not going to do it."
The third scientist said, "Let's train the monkey to do it."
So they showed the monkey what to do and sent him into the cage. The monkey pulled out the cork and there was crap everywhere. The reporter walked up to the scientists and asked what they had learned.
The first scientist said, "All I saw was a whole lot of crap."
The second scientist said, "I am amazed by the giant amounts of crap."
The third scientist said, "All I saw was that poor little monkey trying to put the cork back in."