A husband wants to please his wife...

A husband was sitting at the bar talking to the bartender.

"I really want to please my wife, but after years of marriage I'm just not attracted to her anymore. I'm still in love with her, but it's tough to have sex with her."

The bartender replies, "Get as drunk as you can, then take a cab home, hop into bed with her and screw her brains out."

So, the husband gets trashed and catches a cab home. He runs up to bed and starts making love to his wife like he's never done before. She's moaning and groaning while he's giving it to her good. The best sex they've ever had. They finally stop and he gets up to use the restroom. As he turns on the light he sees his wife sitting on the toilet.

She yells at him, "Will you be quiet, you're going to wake up grandma!"

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