The tree who talks, and listens. *The ending is the best part*

There was a forest that had some trees. There were a lot of trees. Some were bigger than others, and the small ones were considered little trees. All the trees were able to communicate with each other by using their advanced knowledge of roots. In fact they are able to communicate with other forests too. They have nice and strong roots. If a tree wants to tell another tree "hello", all he/she has to do is think of the word "hello" and think of the tree in which the "hello" needs to be sent to. That thought will travel down a trunk and through some ground and into a tangled system of roots that mirror the shape of silly string. The soft and kind message is able to find out where it needs to go, because that is what it was told to do. Once that message arrives through the beautiful root system and into the mind of the recipient tree, it turns the tree recipient into a tree messenger. He/she then acknowledges the message, and is able to respond via root system tree message telepathy. The original tree messenger now becomes the tree recipient and a tree messenger. Not only is she/he able to send messages through her/his beautiful clever wooden, open gate of love words, the tree is also able to receive such messages, which completes, and molds /her/him into a communicating tree of the forest.

If a human can talk to a tree, then the tree can also talk to a human, as long as the tree can acknowledge that a human is indeed trying to talk to the tree. The tree will then help nest an eagle above, and that eagle will protect your life and the tree's life with its beak, bravery, screaming and fishing skills. If that eagle flees the nest, it is because the tree no longer wants it to reside in its space, because there is nothing that is residing with the tree and within its space, and the tree will want to be alone like it was in the forest with all of the other trees. Always talk to a tree, because a tree is board and trees do not like to be board.

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